Six Each...

So, the night, where things happened and I invaded a dorm with beer...um...yeah. So, it wasn't the first time I did this, I mean I'd been there before and drank. I'd even caused mayhem there before (not really, but I did sneak in and was present for the elevator breaking down). This sounds soooo much cooler than it really is (or was). Anyway, while I was there last time, a certain person of our raiding party took the resident pussies' suggestion to heart. The resident resident suggested that we all go piss on his R.A.'s door. Of course this was all in jest or some such bullshit. Not on my watch, pussy! The unnamed member of the party unclothed his member, strode boldly down the hall and proceeded to urinate up, down and around the R.A.'s door. And on, don't forget on the door. Who's a pussy now? My only regret was not catching this in person, but someone had to drive, however badly. The defiled door wasn't discovered till the next day, but nothing happened anyway because the R.A. is a fuckin' pussy! And so is the resident resident for not joining in. But I swear that the next time I'm there, and so does the last unnamed member of our party, that I (we) will piss on the door so long and hard that it will be warped beyond all repair and be a monument to petty college grudges forever and ever. Or at least till the R.A. appropriates money to replace it. Pussy.